The WORLD BEST SILLIEST QUESTIONS

Brain - Drain

Super Silly Quiz



1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user

doesn't even see it. What is it?



2. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced

incorrectly. What is it?


3. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?


4. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain

on Earth?


5. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion

or

politics, agree is between heaven and earth?



6. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make

one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.


7. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg *are* white" or "The

yolk of the egg *is* white"?







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1. Answer Coffin

2. Answer incorrectly

3. Answer Temperature

4. Answer Mount Everest

5. Answer The word "and."

6. Answer "new door" = "one word"

7. Answer ..Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.

British English VS Malaysian English

British English VS Malaysian English

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians : No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons : Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Celaka u

1st time rs 3 mggu 2 lme giler2~~~

dulu time blaja~

rs nak cuti~

haa skung ambik ko~~

3 mggu uniten kasi cuti~

hehh

br 3 hari je~

dah rs bosan duk umah~~

mmg jd anak dara laa aku 3 mggu cuti nie~

rutin harian~

bgn pagi solat subuh[maklum laa kat umah ssh cikit nak ponteng...'guru besar' de]

then bsuh baju~

sapu umah~

msk nasi~

sidai kain~

ambik adik dr skola~

angkat kain~

anta adk g skola agama~

ambik dr skola agama~

hehh~

dah mcm bibik~

XD

bkn merungut

tp skali skala tlg parents pe slh nyer kan??

[sejuk perut mak aku if dgr nie~XD]

hurm~

so~

nak cikit laa kat korang2 sume nie~

pe plan korang kat umah eh??

3 mggu 2 lme owh~~

de pape cadangan??

btw~

sory laa sbb aku jrg update blog aku nie~

xde mse laa~~

[ye2 je~irham ade je mse~XD]

k la~
smpai x nie laa post kali nie~~

mntk2 laa aku de mse lg pas nie untuk update blog aku~

hehe

salam~


-yg benar-
syafiq